Coarse Rural Dickheads

Until last night I hadn’t even heard of Shane Atkinson‘s Laroy, Texas. Apparently it’s a primitive action thing about crude backwater Texas trash. Then again it costars Dylam Baker, which implies a veneer of intelligence.

It’s presumed that costar John Magaro, who mostly specializes in playing sensitive cerebral types (i.e., wimps), doesn’t play one of the primitives.

Pic opened at the Tribeca Film Festival almost 33 months ago, and opened commercially via Brainstorm on 4.12.24. Mostly positive reviews all around, but it quickly died. I’m presuming it’s at least semi-watchable.

Indiewire‘s Christian Zilko: “Watching LaRoy, Texas is a lot like the seedy motel affairs that all of its characters seem to be having –two hours of fun, followed by a tragic feeling of emptiness and a desire for a shower.”c

This Guy’s Dead Effing Meat

Trump and Netanyahu want this guy reduced to bony barbecue chunks within the next 48 hours, and preferably sooner.

No support or agreement implied. I’m simply stating a strategic fact. If you’ve taken the huge, irrevocable step of killing Ali Khamenei, Iran’s 80-something-year-old hardline supreme leader, and then a week or so later his 50-something-year-old son, just as much of a clerical hardliner as dad if not more so, steps in and replaces dad and says “meet the new boss, same as the old boss,” the son is fated to be slaughtered and butchered and turned into barbecued steer meat.

The basic principle is “in for a penny, in for a pound”?

Country Joe Peaked 57 Years Ago

My favorite Country Joe moment…a study in casually laid-back rockstar aloofness.

1. Adopting a certain yeah-yeah enthusiasm, Joe asks the crowd “so how you guys doin’ out there?” 2. Crowd: “Great!…yeah!…whoo-hoo!” 3. Joe quickly shifts into a kind of smooth-cat, half-bored attitude…”Oh, yeah?”

James Baldwin’s “The Loathing Next Time”

I can’t wait to effing hate this film…literally drooling in anticipation. Unless, of course, it turns out to be good or half-decent. Which is conceivable, I suppose.

I’m not exactly moist with anticipation for Warner Archives’ forthcoming restored Bluray of Frank Perry‘s Last Summer. I’ve never really liked this effing film, which is basically about impulsive callousness and cruelty among young boomers on Fire Island. Who would kill a seagull? What kind of brute beast would rape a withdrawn, obviously neurotic mouseburger? Adapted by Frank’s then-wife Eleanor Perry…thanks all the same.

Straight From The Shoulder

Over the last 13 years Ryan Coogler has directed one truly searing and formidable drama — the riveting, socially impactful, fact-based Fruitvale Station (’13) — followed by four urgent, high-octane exercises in glossy, unsubtle formula fare — Creed (’15), Black Panther (’18), Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (’22) and Sinners (’25).

There’s nothing wrong with being a director of audience-friendly, social-metaphor genre films that make money. Coogler is a bit like Don Siegel or Sam Fuller or Clint Eastwood in this respect. Or The OxBow Incident‘s William Wellman. No shame in this.

If Coogler’s first four films had been Creed, the two Panthers and Sinners, and then he’d suddenly upped his game by directing and releasing Fruitvale Station in ’25, nobody would be be cheering louder or arguing more passionately for Fruitvale winning a Best Picture Oscar than myself.

I’m sorry but Sinners just isn’t an Oscar-worthy Best Picture thang — it’s a Arkoffian exercise in formulaic, manipulative, mass-audience Jiffy popcorn (Delta blues, paleface Irish vampires, cunnilingus, KKK yokels).

It’s obviously been impactful and has made a shitload of dough-ray-me, but it lacks the vibrational spirit and resonant, rock-solid integrity of a true-blue Best Picture winner. It’s basically a pricey exploitation film, and Academy POCs and wokeys don’t care. They just want to feel good about themselves, or they want their team to prevail or whatever.

God help us, but One Battle After Another, which I admire for the chops at least, might lose out to the mulchy Sinners.

I get the idea of Sinners, an allegory about the blight of rural, old-time racism and deep-fried African-American culture and the musical-spiritual tradition of Robert “Crossroads” Johnson…I get all that.

But it lacks an artful pedigree. It’s obviously powered by an undercurrent, but it’s basically a coarse drive-in movie. It’s not all that different from Jack Sholder‘s The Hidden (’88), one of the greatest action-driven, social-metaphor monster films ever made, only Sholder’s film (which is easily as important as Siegel’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers) is smarter and funnier.

Like I said on 3.3.26, Sinners could have saved itself if Coogler had gone with a darkly comedic attitude…if he’d had injected some Hidden-like humor.

Friendo: “I think the first hour of Sinners is great. The vampire half, less so. The last third…a mess. But I was never bored.”

HE sideview: There is irony in Sasha Stone, who is as anti-woke as they come (takes one to know one), pimping Sinners as God’s gift to cinema while excoriating the woke degradation of Hollywood movies that began eight or nine years ago.

The irony is that Sasha doesn’t seem to realize that Sinners — the movie itself, the critical acclaim for it, the apparent likelihood of it winning the Best Picture Oscar a week from today (Sunday, 3.15.26) — Sinners is the very quintessence of the malignancy that she’s been deploring since ’18 or ’19 or certainly since the Great Awokening of ’20.

Sasha replies at 1:30 pm: “What you’re saying applies to One Battle After Another. Sinners is not about wokeness. Its success is not about wokeness. Absolutely not true. Sinners made more money, and has earned better reviews, both from critics and audiences, than any other film in the Best Picture lineup. One Battle After Another is a box-office failure with an asinine, simpleton plot. Wokeness isn’t about black movies. It’s about white people using minority groups to elevate themselves through virtue signalling.”

A couple of hours later Sasha posted a lengthier response on awardsdaily.com. Here it is

Coogler-Jordan pic snapped by HE inside the Salle Debussy, May 2013:

Jaundiced Perspective From A Pair of Man-Haters

From “The Bride! Is the Latest Example of a New Wave of Feminist Horror,” a Variety piece by Kennedy French, posted on 3.6.26:

“When Maggie Gyllenhaal sat down to rewatch The Bride of Frankenstein, the 1935 James Whale classic, she wasn’t prepared for what she didn’t see. The Bride appears for only two minutes. She says nothing. She looks at the creature she was built to love, screams once and is blown up. She was made for a man who disgusted her, in a world that gave her no say in the matter. And then she was gone.

“’She finds herself in such an insane situation,’ Gyllenhaal said in a press conference promoting the film. ‘Having been brought back from the dead without her consent to be the wife of someone that she’s never met.’ That absence — a character conjured into existence, denied everything and eliminated — fueled The Bride!, her new film starring Jessie Buckley and Christian Bale.

“The film’s ambition, in Gyllenhaal’s words, is sweeping: ‘A celebration of all of the parts of all of us that will not fit into the box that we’ve been told we need to fit into.'”

HE reply: Gyllenhaal and French are imagining things. Boris Karloff‘s monster doesn’t want Lanchester to become his bride or satisfy him sexually…not at all. He’s simply looking for gentle friendship — the same kind of humanitarian caring that the old man in the forest offered him…a warm fire, soup, wine, bread, a cigar. Karloff doesn’t paw or stroke or even caress Lanchester. He certainly doesn’t try to use or dominate her sexually. He simply holds her hand and whimpers “friend?…friend?”

Pain and Sorrow

Posted by Politico‘s Erica Orden (3.5.36, 9:30 pm EST)

“The Justice Department [has] posted a trio of FBI interviews with a woman who’s alleged that President Donald Trump sexually assaulted her when she was a young teenager after she was introduced to him by Jeffrey Epstein.

“The woman’s central allegation, according to FBI summaries of her interviews with investigators, known as FBI 302s, is that Trump hit her after she bit his penis when he attempted to force her to perform oral sex.

“In the files, dated between August and October 2019, the woman, whose name is redacted, alleges that when she was between 13 and 15 years old, Epstein took her to either New York or New Jersey, where, “in a very tall building with huge rooms,” he introduced her to Trump. Trump, she said, “didn’t like that I was a boy-girl,” which the interview notes interpreted to mean tomboy.

“The woman said other people were present, but she couldn’t recall who. Trump asked them to leave the room, then said “something to the effect of, ‘Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be,’” according to the interview notes. Trump then unzipped his pants and put her head “down to his penis,” she recalled in the interview. She said she “bit the shit out of it.” In response, she said he pulled her hair and punched her on the side of her head.

“‘Get this little bitch the hell out of here,’ the woman recalled him saying.”

Excellent Times Square Snap (8.1.60)

From the corner of B’way and 43rd you can see the golden Ben-Hur signage atop the Loew’s State marquee at B’way and 45th; ditto the building signage above it. You can also spot the DeMille’s Psycho billboard at Seventh Ave. amd 47th.

Ben-Hur had opened in late November of ’59 and was still playing on a reserved-seat basis eight months later. Psycho opened on 6.16.60.

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